fxlsificxtion:

    Man, she’s having some bad luck this week. Recently this other dude caught her as well. Would it be funny to just give it back and play it off as a joke? Because she would. The other guy did, can’t you be nice too? It’s valentine’s day don’t you know that?

   “Nah, going back to my alleyway bro. It’s been a day and I just want to eat something hot today. Why? Need something?”

   “Really think I didn’t feel your grubby lil hands trying to steal from me?” Sorry kid but you ran into an asshole. I don’t give two shits about it being valentines day. He could let you have it but, would you really want to be arrested for using counterfeit money? This is him being forgiving, though he;s not telling you that.