aoxshuryou:

“Damn, that is quite the predicament.”

She looked around, then leaned in. “How ‘bout this– my buddy’s comin’ back in a minute.  I take his wallet, we ditch him, and pool the money together to buy a butt-ton of curly fries for the both of us. Maybe even some burgers.”

      “And how do I know I can trust your offer?”