investigatextraordinaire:

“Turkey disguised as a hamburger!? That’s inexcusable! 

“–But of course I can’t just take your word for it, you understand that don’t you? It can’t be helped, I’ll have to have a taste myself!”

   “you’re very right about that.” he began to hand over the burger,but then pulled it away. “How can I know if I trust that you aren’t on Turkey’s side?”